A normal day with Akatsuki

(ummmmmmm don't act like they would in the anime and you'll do fine)

(wat do u mean)

(like don't talk like they're actually going after there plans.... as if the plans didn't exist)

(ahhhhh, start it)

(okay)

Pein stood in the kitchen cooking. "Stupid ungrateful idiots" He mumbles.

"wats wrong, Pein" kuro ask as he walks in to get sum soda from the fridge

"I'm cooking for ten no wait 14 ungrateful idiots." Pein said not adding in Kuro.

"tell them to make thier own food" as he takes a sip

"Alright." Pein said tossing what he was making.

"ill just toast a pop tart" walkin to the poptart box seein that its empty "alright, WHICH ONE OF U BASTARDS ATE THE LAST POP TART!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

"I think Hidan got it." Pein was thinking up a lie "I told him not to but he said you were a stupid heathen bastard"

"that little bastard, im got fricken kill him, FRICK i cant, he cant die"

"You could bury his head in the ground for a couple weeks." Pein smirked inwardly.

"true, but y would he pop tarts, he dont like em"

"He wanted to make you mad." Pein said.

" he at them by ur bed " lookin at the crumbs by peins bed while he was lookin for hiden

"Strange" Pein coughed and got out something to drink.

"pein?"

"Yes sir?"

"did u eat my poptarts?" he says with a pissed face

(gtg go on 2moro, response in chatbox)

"No." Pein lied then ran off.

"you little bastard get back here" he said running after pein dodging the thing he threw backwards at kuro

"I DIDN'T EAT THEM!!!!!" Pein yelled tossing a frying pan at him.

*dodging the frying pan, kuro does his bone bullet jutsu*

Pein ran into an adjacent room and ran faster.

*spits some clay outta his mouth and throws the clay he molded in to a bird in to the room* art....is an explosion............ninja art c2 explosion *boom*

"I F***ING HATE YOU!!!"

''next time dont.......eat........my........F**KIN ......POPTART''

"I HATE POPTARTS! MAYBE IT WAS KONAN THAT WOMAN'S ALWAYS OUT TO GET ME!!!"

''FU*K YOU POPTARTS ARE AWSOME''